jeannepompadour:

Statue of Sophie Charlotte of Hanover, Queen Prussia (1668-1705) by Heinrich Baucke, made in 1905
  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
zooophagous:

biologyweeps:

fallenagain:

shutthefuckupotherkin:

zeether:

mightykombat:

the-merp:

probablylostrightnow:

PETA, you are the absolute worst.  I keep thinking you can’t get any more offensive, and then you manage to surprise me.
This is reprehensible bullshit.

You’ve got to be joking.
Also I drink like two full glasses of raw milk a day. I no longer have allergies and sleep batter than I had before. Dairy is a very important thing.

PETA please just stick to dumb video game pisstakes. This is just insulting.

destroy PETA immediately

Oh yes, the link that doesn’t exist. 

biologyweeps - Here. Have a dose of rage.

God fucking damn.
You’d think that PETA’s scrapped the bottom of the barrel by now but fuck it. (no there is no link, PETA is lying to you. Anyone surprised? No? Thought so.) 

At this point do I even really need to point out what’s wrong with PETA?
misandry-mermaid:

lifekillsrebels:

daft-cunts:

shavingryansprivates:

percentage of rape victims (source):

women: 91%
men: 9% 

median salary (source):

women: $17,629
male: $30,514

victims of domestic violence (source):

women: 85%
men: 15%

people murdered by their significant other (source):

women: 75%
men: 25%

those darn privileged females

DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE ARE SO MANY GENDER SPECIFIC SHELTERS FOR FEMALES?!?!?!?
BECAUSE PHYSICAL ABUSE HAPPENS SO OFTEN IN THIS COUNTRY THAT THEY HAVE TO BUILD THESE BUILDINGS IN EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. CITY. 
SO THAT WOMEN CAN FUCKING HIDE FROM THEIR HUSBANDS OR BOYFRIENDS OR EXS OR BROTHERS OR FATHERS AND OH MY FUCKING GOD I COULD RIP THAT NOSE RING RIGHT OUT OF HIS STUPID FACE.

Why is it always guys that look like that too.

Also,
The main culprit to blame for there being more homeless men than women is a lack of adequate welfare programs, accessible mental healthcare, and veterans services, since veterans are more likely to suffer from mental health disorders and are overwhelmingly male and more likely to come from lower socio-economic backgrounds. 
The main culprit to blame for there being more female college students than male ones is that women have less job opportunities than men, so college has become more of a prerequisite for finding a stable and comfortable career and income than for men, who are paid better for the same job and have more career opportunities available to them with less training.
The main culprit to blame for women having a longer life expectancy than men is mainly a combination of biology (women tend to be more iron deficient than men, which is actually better for cell regeneration) and life choices (men are more likely to smoke cigarettes and eat high-cholesterol foods for example)
And, as previously stated above, there are more gender-specific shelters for women because women are over 5 times more likely to experience domestic violence than men are.
So yeah.  There’s that.
pettyartist:

This happens so goddamn often I can’t even begin to tell you.
Today alone I had three people ask just like this and one guy insisted that he wanted 3 2-inch plecos for a 5 gallon tank.
Thank god I’m allowed to refuse sales in those situations.